Evil Robot Segway Murders

im Heselden died over the weekend after his segway beat him to death riding a Segway off a cliff and into a river. Jim had purchased the Segway company from inventor Dean Kamen last year.

Police said a witness had reported seeing a man fall over a 30-foot drop into the river near Boston Spa, 140 miles north of London.

"Police were called at 11.40 a.m. yesterday to reports of a man in the River Wharfe, apparently having fallen from the cliffs above," a spokesman told The Daily Mail.

A Segway was recovered from the scene. "At this time we do not believe the death to be suspicious," the spokesman added.

Heres my proof that segways are evil case closed.